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Don't smoke, don't fight, don't light no cigarettes,
Or else you'll wind up in the can!
No jokes, no rights, sit tight, don't fool around,
You are a guest of Uncle Sam!
Stand up, look right, don't slouch, and stand at ease,
Allow no sex above the knees!
When I snap, you jump into the master plan,
I'll be damned!

I'll be damned if I drink or smoke!
Damned if I steal your joke!
I'll be damned if I go for broke!
Damned if I do, damned if I don't!